In case you’ve been unable to sleep, worrying and obsessing over whether the romance between Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift was real, there’s a bit of news that might calm your nerves.
The bland, forced, three-month publicity stunt whirlwind romance was everything you hoped it was and more!
Hiddleston sat down with GQ and decided to open up about his relationship with Swift. He explained: “Of course it was real. Taylor is an amazing woman. She’s generous and kind and lovely, and we had the best time… We decided to go out for dinner, we decided to travel…She’s incredible.”
Sounds pretty much the same as every canned answer given by a man discarded by Tay-Tay. Unless, of course, you count the honest, disgruntled comments about her behavior but we don’t want to talk about that, right?
Instead, let’s just pretend that everything was roses and that this 35-year-old man was so smitten with her, right when she was going through a particularly ugly, mud-slinging split from Calvin Harris, that he introduced her to his mom and embarked on PDA-filled getaways to Australia, Italy, and anywhere else a photographer was conveniently waiting.
No, this romance with Hiddleston didn’t distract us at all from her feud with Kim Kardashian or the fact that even her fans were starting to turn on her.
Nope, nothing fishy about this at all…